Just ponder through the following Murphy's laws and have a great laugh at them when you remember the examples to relate them with.
If anything can go wrong, it will
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Everything goes wrong all at once.
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) - or into the garbage disposal while it is running.
You will always find something in the last place you look.
The other line always moves faster.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
He who angers you controls you, there-fore you have no control over your anger.
Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.
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